When life hands you lemons...
Make lingerie. Or something.
Elann.com's esprit and I started off with White Lies designer Joan Michael Mcsomething's knitted fishnet pattern from Stitch n bitch but it was a PITA so I bound off (not loosely enough, turns out, darn it) and crocheted free form for the rest. Voila!
A little elastic encased in the top to keep it up and don't ya wish your girlfriend could crochet like me?
Yes, I am hot. Er, or something. Definitely something.
Oh, and that spot on the carpet was left by our carpet cleaning machine. Works great, huh? Sigh.