I knitted a uterus for a friend.
And today, the lovely people at the breast center informed me I have not one, not two, not three, but actually four measurable (and several un) tumors. Probably benign. Which would make it FIF_FREAKIN_TEEN, not that I'm keeping count.
I'm ready to hack them off. Damn things.
Anyway, tit bit knittyheads? Maybe I'll make one with lumps and give it to the radiologist.
Oh, here's a picture
KIDDING!