Seriously? Jesus and the dinosaurs?
Admittedly the whole of religion seems a bit touched to me, but seriously?
First, there was this story: Bible Museum Does Dinos
And now my own state's annual homeschooling convention is offering this dandy workshop:
Jurassic Park, Noah's Ark and the Genesis Flood Dr. Tom Hoyle will present this colorful slide program involving a Biblical explanation of dinosaurs, the pre-flood world, the ark, and the Genesis flood. The presentation is scriptural, understandable, accurate [sic], politely entertaining, and ....... [sic again, really, homeschooling speaker, is it necessary to abuse the ellipsis when your job is trying to tell people that they too can successfully teach children? Seriously?] is Dr. Hoyle's most popular [sic, do you think I'd italicise that nonsense?] slide message. Dr. Tom Hoyle has a PhD [sic again, I may be ABD but I know how to punctuate Ph.D, they did 'learn me' that much} in Christian Apologetics [aw c'mon, you are making this too easy--no, I won't, you guys can fill in the joke yourself, I like to work a bit harder than that] from California Graduate School of Theology, is a full colonel in the United States Air Force Reserves, and founder of the Bible and Science [blasphemy! Get that S word out of your silliness!] Ministries of over 20 years.
So hear that folks? A waco will be employing his duodecadenal idiocy and mocking true science in the "I'll make you feel better about indoctrinating your child with nonscientific nonsense" workshop for the perpetually ignorant. Skeptics need not apply (but we do support his first amendment right to make a fool of himself in public)
And they wonder why the largest group of homeschoolers this side of the Cascades feels a bit singed by the religious fervor... castigated again. Way to go, descendants of the religiously persecuted.